I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
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Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
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He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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