just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
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And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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