I don't think brook has ever known best
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
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When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
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I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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