Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
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Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
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You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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