Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
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we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
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And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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