I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
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The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
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I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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