I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
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at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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