you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
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he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
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Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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