you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
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he has the hands of the vagina gods.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
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we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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