i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
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my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
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Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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