Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
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I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
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Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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