pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
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