I never want to see another naked old woman again.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
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nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
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I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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