So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
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normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
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