what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
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I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
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he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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