Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
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he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
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I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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