i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
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he's gonorrhea incarnate
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
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When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
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