How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
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So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
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And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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