areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
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I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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