Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
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Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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