when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
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Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
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Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
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