there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
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Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
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I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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