you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
its not stalking. its research.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
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Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
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That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
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