Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
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Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
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We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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