She said her name was "party"
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
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Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
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There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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