the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
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You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
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Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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