im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
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all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
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It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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