Your tits are I can't wait for
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
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all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
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I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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