who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
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LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
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I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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