Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
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What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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