I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
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If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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