oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
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i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
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Just put me in your contacts as coyote
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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