Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
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I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
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Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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