It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
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I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
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He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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