i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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