My brain says no but my pants say off.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
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Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
You are the jesus of drinking
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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