if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
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You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
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Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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