you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
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Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
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Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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