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i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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