What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
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Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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