I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
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"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
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At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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