Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
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I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
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Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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