I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Dignity is for republicans.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
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I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
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Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Oh god it's open bar.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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