If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
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And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
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I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I need a beard to bite.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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