The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
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Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
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This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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