she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
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The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
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What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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