Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
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she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
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But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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