Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
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My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
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Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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