3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
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why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
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dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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