I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
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Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
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There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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